Words of Wisdom

Just for fun


SHAPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me
in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.