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علم الدولة : الجنس : المشاركات : 2093 الإقامة : ! العـمل : ! المزاج : ! السٌّمعَة : 86 التسجيل : 13/11/2010
| موضوع: Husband & Wife's Poetic Fight السبت مارس 17, 2012 1:59 am | |
| This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force... Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Beer. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
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الجنس : المشاركات : 614 الإقامة : !! العـمل : !! المزاج : !! السٌّمعَة : 76 التسجيل : 13/01/2011
| موضوع: رد: Husband & Wife's Poetic Fight الأحد مارس 18, 2012 7:00 pm | |
| Very civilized language indeed! Imagine if all husbands and wives in the world speak the same language, their life would be full of fun and the number of divorces would certainly come down..
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علم الدولة : الجنس : المشاركات : 2093 الإقامة : ! العـمل : ! المزاج : ! السٌّمعَة : 86 التسجيل : 13/11/2010
| موضوع: رد: Husband & Wife's Poetic Fight الأحد مارس 18, 2012 10:52 pm | |
| Did you notice that the wife had to have the last word LOL | |
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